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Posted 04/22/06 - 08:46 AM:
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A Jehovahs Witness just came to the door and we basically ignored him, but still it seems like a missed opportunity. Does anyone here do or say anything interesting? Maybe engage in a futile theological dispute?

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Posted 04/22/06 - 09:06 AM:
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They came over to the house I was living in once. My roommate acted all interested. I just ignored their presence and minded my own business in my room.

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Posted 04/22/06 - 09:19 AM:
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That's just hilarious. gringringrin I gotta say, that's very much like the Jehovah's Witness that I'm familiar with - only not as violent. Good guy, but if he'd been there they would've needed an ambulance. rolling eyes

The last time I had a conversion conversation, I asked a whole bunch of unanswerable questions, and the religious lady promised to call me back. She did, and when it became obvious that I was just wasting time, she promptly discontinued that conversation.

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Posted 04/22/06 - 10:32 AM:
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Is there someone out there who can’t see they are related to scientology, or do I tell you something new here?

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Posted 04/24/06 - 02:56 AM:
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http://forums.philosophyforums.com...p?id=18973&highlight=nosos

I posted this a while back—JW woke me up when I was moody & hung over then, before I could say I wasn’t interested, proudly and condescendingly presented the teleological argument to me as a refutation of my atheism. rolling eyes

Which then prompted me to get into a really long philosophical argument with him which actually ended up being rather interesting…

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Posted 04/24/06 - 04:06 AM:
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I once had a chat about loyalty with a Jehovahs Witness, who appeared to have turned to religion after being layed off.

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Posted 04/24/06 - 05:47 AM:
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oh my god! what are you still doing here! (because they keep revising their beliefs as to when the end of the world is coming and when -- and whether -- they will be taken from this world).

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Posted 04/24/06 - 08:24 AM:
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Just ask them if the Bible is literally true. If they say 'yes' which they often do then there are multiple field-days to be had there. If they say 'no' ask them what right they have to say the Bible isn't literally true - either it is or it isn't the word of God (can't pick and choose - who says what's in and what's out?).

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Posted 04/24/06 - 09:02 AM:
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When I see two JW come to the door, I see two complex people with a life story. If you belong to this organization you are absolutely required to spend a certain amount of time going door to door. You record your time for the organization. If you do not fulfill this and other requirements, you will be shunned by everyone with whom you have a relationship in the organization. You are discouraged from forming relationships with outsiders. If you wish to pursue a meaningful discussion with them, then study what they believe and respectfully ask them questions that will require them to think. If you don't wish for discussion, I would suggest validating them with a smile, maybe cookies and milk, not taking what is said personally and help their required witnessing time be a little less degrading than usual.

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Posted 04/24/06 - 10:52 AM:
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I grew up with a JW best friend. I wasn't allowed to go inside his house. Anyway, I studied a little with them when I was a teenager. It's the most dull, exclusive, homogenized religion ever. I was bored constantly with their talks.

Anyway, he's a total agnostic now (like most of the other young JW's I knew). I don't think the religion stands much of a chance if it can't hold on to it's heriditary earnings...plus most of their prophecies haven't panned out. Infact, they've already revised their beliefs several times because their prophsized dates and times turned out to be false.

Anyway (2), I'm always nice to them, I take their Watch Tower magazines (when they offer), maybe listen to a little spiel about "the end times..." and otherwise try to avoid any further religious discussion.grin


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