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How to make energy!

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Posted 08/06/08 - 08:29 PM: Subject: How to make energy!	#1
(there indeed are questions within the following, all's you gotta do is answer any you feel like!) Disclaimer: The writor of this post is not responsible for any damage caused during the creation of energy. 1. Get a string. 2. Get some tape or tacks. (tape as in, sticky tape. I don't want to know how it got sticky) 3. Play with words. Ok. First of all get a string. Easy right? Just pull one out of your sock maybe. Now the really tough part. Make sure the string is long enough to play with. Not some antsy 2 cm long stuff. Go for like at least 10 centimetres! (5-6 inches) Now onto the next step! Figure out which end I am talking about! Let us all assume we have the same use of language as well as the same definitions for each word. So, this string. You notice that if you twirl it around, and rotate your viewpoint, that one viewpoint is longer then the other? Well this is the viewpoint I want you to use. With the tape, or tacks or whatever, and us a solid flat surface. (never found air thick enough to hold up tape) Taking one end of the string, put some tape over the end, and stick it to the flat surface.... Yay!!! Next. Instead keeping the string quite loose, you want to do the same thing to the other end of the string, but at a different location on the table. Now no cheating and cutting off the end. I would suggest something like 5-8 cm's for a 10cm string. So you've got this string on a flat surface. Now you want anywheres from 1- a made up number of other pieces of tape. I suggest keeping it little, like under 7. Playing with the string still. You want to make a pattern like this: /////// And your done! You just made energy! A wavelength!!! You have the friction. You have the strong and weak atomic energy. And you now have this magnificance! The string energy!!! Totally different from any other 'discovered' wave pattern, I tell you. Well... toodles. And feel free to toss this out if you want to.

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Posted 08/06/08 - 09:44 PM:	#2
Haha I thought this was gonna be another one of those youtube videos teaching people how to make chi energy in their palms. Instructions are a little confusing, I think I did it wrong.
Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But Doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke, everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum... Curtains.

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Posted 08/07/08 - 09:19 AM:	#3
Mmmm... and the "picture" is wrong on this computer too lol... it's not supposed to be all dashes... more like ^^^.

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Posted 08/07/08 - 08:59 PM:	#4
They're not dashes. They're slashes. Or are you seeing dashes while I am seeing slashes?
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Posted 08/08/08 - 01:09 AM:	#5
I think I must have got the wrong end; I actually lost energy, and now I've got a hole in my sock..
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Posted 08/08/08 - 11:38 AM:	#6
Mmmm... The crazy struck again I think. Wrong word used =D Ps. That's why I put a disclaimer unenlightened... Oh, and if I can find it, i'll post a real bonifide free energy 'thing' if I can find it on the net. And by bonifide, I mean multiple sources in addition to a possible verifiable net output.

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Posted 08/09/08 - 12:11 AM:	#7
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTiiblwwLPk&featur... Mr. Tesla is always a good start. And there is always the nuclear car... Joecell.. But not really 'free energy'. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_U2Q_ZuLk8&featur... <- this one is just interesting. And this one's for fun. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd2efqhwJp0&featur... Plasmatron is fun to watch. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=246413983... Still haven't found the one I'm looking for yet. Biochar is pretty cool too.

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