Anyone seen my cat?

Anyone seen my cat?
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Posted Aug 29, 2011 - 9:58 AM:
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Figured I could use the help, it's like it's physically impossible for me to find her or something.
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Posted Aug 29, 2011 - 10:11 AM:

Your cat is living in a variety of infinite universes.  He reports that some of the worlds are great places to live while other worlds are worse than Dante's infernal. He says he doesn't really miss you that much! Sorry.
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Posted Aug 29, 2011 - 10:17 AM:

Trust me, you don't want to find this cat.

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Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a cat who wasn’t there
He wasn’t there again today
I wish, I wish he’d go away...

When I came home last night at three
The cat was waiting there for me
But when I looked around the hall
I couldn’t see him there at all!
Go away, go away, don’t you come back any more!
Go away, go away, and please don’t slam the door... (slam!)

Last night I saw upon the stair
A little cat who wasn’t there
He wasn’t there again today
Oh, how I wish he’d go away
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Posted Aug 29, 2011 - 10:36 AM:

You are suffering from confused thinking.

You cannot find a cat... any cat.

Cats always find you and when they want to. The world is always according to their terms. They simply allow us our illusions of grandeur. For them, it's all in good fun. grin

Meow!

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Posted Aug 29, 2011 - 10:38 AM:

The cat has been re-homed after being rescued from its cruel owner, who apparently kept it in a highly unsuitable box. The RSPCA will prosecute any attempt to reunite them.
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Posted Aug 29, 2011 - 10:44 AM:

 If you want the cat, you'll never find her.

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Posted Aug 29, 2011 - 10:50 AM:

Sure you want to find it though?
Might kill it..or something.. smiling face
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Posted Aug 29, 2011 - 11:03 AM:

unenlightened wrote:
The cat has been re-homed after being rescued from its cruel owner, who apparently kept it in a highly unsuitable box. The RSPCA will prosecute any attempt to reunite them.


For science!
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Posted Aug 29, 2011 - 11:47 AM:

Is this the cat you're looking for?

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Posted Aug 29, 2011 - 2:47 PM:

StreetlightX wrote:


Figured I could use the help, it's like it's physically impossible for me to find her or something.


They say cat tastes like rabbit? Maybe someone ate your cat or something, maybe not...I didn't look in the pot, yet.
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