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Tobias
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Posted 07/12/07 - 03:27 AM:
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That is ludicrous Morrandir, you should stop believing everything mum tells you.
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Posted 07/12/07 - 07:27 AM:
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What's everyone talking about? I can't see anything and my palms feel hairy...
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Posted 07/12/07 - 07:32 AM:
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Morrandir wrote:
It can also make you blind. So my mother told me.


So how exactly did she know? I suppose she had a "friend" who matsurbated too much?raised eyebrow
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Posted 07/12/07 - 10:19 AM:
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That would be awkward...

Doctor: So... what exactly happened to your eye?

Me: Ummm.. Idk I was just... taking a shower... and I couldn't see anymore.

Doctor: Damnit, you were jacking off weren't you?! Listen to your mother next time!

Me: Now that I'm already blind I guess I can wank it all I want! w00t!
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Posted 07/12/07 - 11:39 AM:
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C'mon dudes, stop dissing Finnish folklore grin

Yes, obviously my mother had a friend to whom this happened, and our history is filled with Proven Cases in which someone has gone blind and has admitted to wanking. My eyesight is also slightly damaged, and I admit I have masturbated *gasp*, so can anyone really claim that there is no link there?

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Posted 07/13/07 - 02:01 AM:
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Tobias wrote:


And you don't know that these frequencies give rise to priapenoparvatism? In other words progressive shrinkage of the male sexual organ, usually combined with a faint bluish colloring? You better cut down at once. I am telling you, it is not a pleasant condition or sight.
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Posted 07/13/07 - 02:45 AM:
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And I guess already blue as well ...
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Posted 07/14/07 - 12:33 AM:
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Yes, obviously my mother had a friend to whom this happened, and our history is filled with Proven Cases in which someone has gone blind and has admitted to wanking. My eyesight is also slightly damaged, and I admit I have masturbated *gasp*, so can anyone really claim that there is no link there?



Dude, everyone's spanked the monkey at least a few times in their life. That's like saying "My uncle died, and he used to always watch Mad TV... look out for that Mad TV."


And I guess already blue as well ...
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Posted 07/14/07 - 01:43 AM:
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I do find it interesting that I find some embarrassment in reading some of the posts and knowing these intimate details of how others get on with their sexuality/life partner. Not that i don't appreciate them sharing...but it is rather surprising and informative about how others get on.

Honestly, I suspect much of my preoccupation and angst with regards to masturbation probably comes from not having a girlfriend and the dissatisfaction with the situation; the disappointment of afterward just being with my imagination or some image.

I do recall masturbating once while in a relationship and realizing that I didn't feel bad about it whatsoever...what a relief that was. So...I am off to find a girlfriend. Wish me luck. wink

Most of all, I do believe I sense an intent behind my sexuality that has nothing to with the meeting of my hand and my penis...I believe that is a large part of the problem.

ps...and yes it has to do with the habits of avoidance I talked about previously, but also what I just mentioned above.
It is amazing how susceptible to lies we are when young. I believe people are still far more susceptible to lies as adults than they would like.

Balancing what could be, our imaginings, with what we know, this is a delicate act of mind.
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Posted 07/14/07 - 02:06 AM:
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Chino wrote:

Dude, everyone's spanked the monkey at least a few times in their life. That's like saying "My uncle died, and he used to always watch Mad TV... look out for that Mad TV."


No, really, you think?

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